Taking a break from the musings of Prof. Burgasser during a typical morning 8.012 lecture (in which half the students are still asleep), I bring to you my extremely insane schedule for the day:
9:00-10:30am ~ 8.012 lecture, or “How to understand the world using Newton’s completely inaccurate philosophies as you try to not kill yourself”
11:00-12:30pm ~ 21M.030 class, or “Let’s listen to samples of world music and try not to fall asleep”
1:00-2:00pm ~ 18.01 lecture, or “I don’t know where any of these proofs are coming from but I’ll nod my head and stick to remembering that deriviatives equal rate of change.”
2:00-3:00pm ~ 5.111 recitation, or “I only come to this class because I don’t understand molecular hybridization and need desperate help.”
3:00-4:00pm ~ 8.012 office hours, or “Prof. Burgasser sent me a 5th-weeks flag and I need to go discuss how to salvage my grade in his class.”
4:00-5:00pm ~ 21M.A23 advising seminar, or “Let’s write a story together about sadistic princesses, good-looking men, and strange creatures from the Netherworld and somehow make sense of it.”
5:00-2:00am ~ ???
4:00am - PROFIT!!